Northern Ireland Government
A Long Lasting Peace for Northern Ireland
Today is certainly a historic day for Northern Ireland as Unionists and Loyalists come together to form a single, local government. Will it work? Everyone is excited and optimistic. I hate to be a stick in the mud, but I don't think this is going to last. It's just a matter of time before the Protestants and Catholics start bickering again. That is why I once again reiterate by long held belief that in order for their to be a long lasting peace in Northern Ireland, the region must be ruled by a Jew. And I have just the Jew-my third cousin several continents removed, the very Irish Rosie McGoldberg. I am honored to have Rosie here with me today in our studios.
Murray Trillionaire (MT): Rosie, welcome to our studios.
Rosie McGoldberg (RM): Cheerio, top of the morning to you mate. Hello gorgeous!
MT: Would a McGoldberg government strive to create a united Ireland or keep Northern Ireland as part of The United Kingdom?
RM: Neither, darling. They're both just too damn cold. I'm going to fight to unite Northern Ireland with Puerto Rico. Murray, you American Jews have Florida. But where the hell are us Irish Jews supposed to go in the middle of winter? I'm tired of freezing me arse off. And besides, I just love that Ricky Martin.
MT: What do you see as the biggest problem facing Northern Ireland today?
RM: Our pickles. You get fish and chips; it comes with dill pickles. You get Shepherd's Pie, there's a side of Cole Slaw and dill pickles. It is literally impossible to get a good sour garlic pickle like they have at your Katz Deli. It's not right!
MT: What can a Jew do for Northern Ireland that nobody else can?
RM: All the arguing. I've got thousands of years of experience in arguing. I even argue with myself. For example, this morning I started arguing with myself that this red blouse I'm wearing makes me look fat. Murray do you think it makes me look fat.
MT: Fat, no. It makes you look a little pale. I was hoping you would be wearing green. So Rosie, would you govern in Irish or in English. I hear that you can sing all of Air Supply's greatest hits in both.
RM: If I were to sing to you, "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost with out you" in Irish right now, I swear I'd give you spilkes. It's breath-taking. But when I govern Northern Ireland, pumpkin, I will be speaking in neither English nor Irish. Rosie isn't taking sides. I'll be talking in sign language. I just recently found out however, that there is an English sign language and a different Irish sign language. So I'll be speaking in Esperanto sign language. Besides, I always say to me fellow Irish, "Fight with your words, not with your hands. If we're all talking with our hands, we can do both at the same time.
MT: Why do you think a Jew is going to be able to rule Northern Ireland if neither a Catholic nor a Protestant can?
RM: Who you kidding, sweetheart! I probably can't either. But I'm sure I can unite all the Irish to hate me. After me, they'll take anyone. And maybe while I'm governing Ireland, Ian Paisley and Martin McGuiness can go run the Middle East.
Dr. Murray Trillionaire is a reknowned world expert with doctoral degrees in Yiddish Country Music from Brigham Young University and the History of Medieval New Jersey from the University of Atlantic City. He is the founder of the psychological school of thought commonly known as Trillionairism that believes that the answers to all of mankind's problems can be found in the lyrics of pop songs from the 80s (particularly those from Culture Club). He is a tireless advocate of getting paper mache building recognized as an Olympic sport but is not sure if it should be part of the Summer or Winter Games. Get to know more about Murray by visiting his website http://www.murraytrillionaire.com or his blog at http://blog.murraytrillionaire.com.
Should the Sinn Fein party be free to participate in Northern Ireland government?
Sinn Fein is the political arm of the Irish Republican Army. Have they yet renounced their connection with terrorism? Even if they have not, would it be safer for society to let them be part of the political process and share power if they can get enough votes?
If the people of Northern Ireland do not want to remain part of Britain, then why have they rejected secession from Britain in every election for eighty years?
The USA once invaded Canada but mostly has accepted the right of the northern part of North America to remain British so long as they choose. Why not let the people of Northern Ireland stay part of Britain? Isn't that what most of them want?
If Northern Ireland is forced to join the Republic of Ireland, should Texas and Arizona similarly be forced to join Mexico?
Northern Ireland has been part of Britain for 207 years. Before that Ireland was ruled brutually by the English and the Irish have good reason to hate domination by the English. But in 1800 the Act of Union made Ireland part NOT of England but of BRITAIN. Then around 1922 Eire seceded. The north chose NOT to secede so still is part of Britain. And most of the people there want to keep it that way.
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Is Tony Blair Sun Tanning?
I was watching the whole Northern Ireland government thing on CNN today and I saw that Tony had a really smooth tanned face. Is he going to the tanning salone or something?
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Do you agree with these bnp policies?
CRIME: A crack-down on crime with more ?Bobbies
on the Beat?. Tougher treatment of criminals, including
the return of the death penalty for child killers
and terrorists. Zero tolerance for drug-dealers and
violent thugs.
IMMIGRATION: An end to immigration and the scandal
of bogus asylum seekers flooding Britain. Use
the billions now wasted in foreign aid to fund generous
?Homeward Bound? schemes to encourage
immigrants to return to their land of ethnic origin.
INDUSTRY: British ownership and control of British
industry and resources, including the mass media.
Protection of British jobs and industry by selective
exclusion of foreign manufactured goods from the
British market.
HEALTH: We will use the vast sums of money
now wasted on funding our membership of the
EU for the restoration of an effective national
health service and proactive measures to produce
a healthier population in the first place.
EUROPEAN UNION: British withdrawal from the
European Union to restore Britain?s freedom . We
will trade with Europe where it benefits Britain, but
want no political ties or monetary union.
EDUCATION: A return to traditional methods of
education, with stronger discipline in the classroom
and an end to ?trendy? teaching methods which have
failed our children so badly.
ENVIRONMENT: A healthy environment for a healthy
people - the protection of our countryside; a ban on
greenfield-site house building except in exceptional
cases of genuine local need, an end to field trials of
GM crops and restoring our 200 mile fishing limit.
FAIR PLAY FOR ENGLAND: The setting up of an
English Parliament to give England the same right
of self-determination within the UK as enjoyed by
Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.
GOVERNMENT & COMMUNITY: The establishment
of a government that puts British interests first. A
return to healthy moral values and policies aimed
at strengthening the family and community. Tough
penalties for corruption in public life.
FREEDOM: A massive expansion of freedom and
democracy to roll back the erosion of our traditional
freedoms and truly reflect the wishes of the
people. The adoption of popular referenda and
high technology direct democracy.
DEFENCE: An alternative defence strategy based
on the principle of armed neutrality. No British
blood should be shed in conflicts which do not
involve British interests. The restoration of the
County Regiment system and the reversal of
defence cuts which have weakened our Armed
Forces and cost thousands of jobs.
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